What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:02
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.